NFL quarterback rankings: Drake Maye, you (!) are the grossest QB of Week 3

One week after staking his claim as the NFL’s grossest quarterback, Aaron Rodgers got in his time machine, found open receivers downfield and ground the Cincinnati Bengals’ hot start to a halt. Drake Maye, emerging from a similar situation, was not as lucky. He took over the top spot in our rankings this week — and for the season to date. It’s not a list you want to reign over.

We’re not worried about the guys we expected to be bad. This ranking is all about the good (or at least respected) quarterbacks who fell short of their standard. So, with apologies to the recent rise of Rodgers, Kirk Cousins, Geno Smith and Michael Penix Jr., let’s talk about the guys who stunk.

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There’s no perfect metric for a quarterback’s impact, but expected points added (EPA) helps measure their ability to swing the outcome of a game through the air, on the ground and through avoiding negative plays. Last year, EPA told us Maye and Matthew Stafford were a cut above the rest of the league’s quarterbacks in the regular season, netting 151.3 and 120.3 EPA, respectfully. No one else in the league topped triple digits.

We can use EPA to help dissect which quarterbacks underwhelmed the hardest in their comienzo. By comparing their Week 3 EPA across their 2025 averages, we get a better idea of whose fans should be most annoyed. And so, we end up with a “worst QBs” list that doesn’t include Jameis Winston or Cam Ward, simply because their standards are subterranean. You have to be at least decent in the past — or otherworldly awful on a given week — to wind up in the gross QB rankings.

We’ll also look at completion percentage over expected (CPOE), which gives you a good idea of which quarterbacks are making tough throws (and, in some cases, being bailed out by exceptional catches). All data come from NFL Pro.

We’ll also keep a running tally of the times each quarterback lands here. We’ll score that placement track meet style — 10 points for first place, then eight, six, four, two and one — in order to figure out who was truly 2026’s grossest passer.

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Bills quarterback Josh Allen dives into the end zone on a quarterback sneak for a second quarter touchdown against the Chargers during their game Sunday, September 27, 2026 at Highmark Stadium in Orchard Park, NY.

Bills quarterback Josh Allen dives into the end zone on a quarterback sneak for a second quarter touchdown against the Chargers during their game Sunday, September 27, 2026 at Highmark Stadium in Orchard Park, NY.

  • Difference: 9.5 points worse

  • Week 3 CPOE: -2.2 percent

  • Difference: 3.7 points worse

This feels like an interesting place to point out the data aren’t always correct! But Allen’s day started with four completions over four drives — two to his teammates and two to the Los Angeles Chargers. LA bungled that, because that seems to be its theme for 2026. The former MVP recovered, added a pair of rushing touchdowns (and a 21-yard scramble) and no harm was done.

  • Difference: 10.2 points worse

  • Week 3 CPOE: -0.1 percent

  • Difference: 2.1 points worse

Stafford’s desperation heave into the end zone late in a game the Rams probably should have already won cost him 2.1 EPA and landed him at the tail end of this week’s ranks. It also furthered Talanoa Hufanga’s torment of him; the All-Pro safety absolutely smoked him on a blitz earlier in the second half and helped swing the game with a fourth quarter pick-six.

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